he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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