I think i peed on brittanys purse
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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