You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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