On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
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Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
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You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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