i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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