I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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