Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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