I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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