Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
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What tipped you off? The sombrero?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
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I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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