So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Randomize
