I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
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i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
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IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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