You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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