Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
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Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
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I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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