1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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