I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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