Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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