this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
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Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
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Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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