my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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