So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
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I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
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WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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