Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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