so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
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she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
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there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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