my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
