he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
i think i just lost a toe
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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