drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
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Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
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But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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