VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
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she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
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Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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