I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
