I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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