She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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