I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
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Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
It's never too late to be topless.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
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It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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