It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
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Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
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All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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