I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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