whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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