I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
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It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
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He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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