She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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