Barsexuality is the new black.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
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He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
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Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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