is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
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I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
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I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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