I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
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I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
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she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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