Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
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I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
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What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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