She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
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Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
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He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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