so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
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I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
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Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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