just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
your parents love me but you hate me
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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