I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I know her cup size but not her name....
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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