I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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