Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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