Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
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It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
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He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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