Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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