laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
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he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
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Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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