She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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