I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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