i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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