Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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