I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
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I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
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I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
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