She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
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Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
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I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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