Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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