I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
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