It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
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She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
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That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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