Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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